First Lead Teacher Meeting

"Excruciating," Mary said after about twenty minutes.
I fought sleep. I doodled. A deer in headlights, then an abstract.
Ate some mints and offered a few to Mary.
Went to the bathroom just because I was bored.
Made lists: What I need to do today, Who I need to call, Ideas for my blog...
I counted how many calories I had eaten that day.

oh, another PowePoint. Now look, two Power Points at once on two screens.

I cannot be paid enough for this. Never will I be paid enough for this.